does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
me but it’s never an accident
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when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
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I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
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cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [x]
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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia we offer them beer
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